Cerita Seorang Gazerock #episode : English Subject

Cerita Seorang Gazerock

#episode : English Subject

Guru : “morning, pupil… nice to see you again” sang guru membuka pelajaran

Murid 1 : “morning, sir” *sambil bisik-bisik ke temennya ‘eh, masa kita dipanggil upil?’.
Terus temennya jawab
Murid 2 : ‘bukan upil bungul, tapi pupil. Dasar congek!’ sambil jitak kepala temennya
Murid 1 langsung cengengesan gag jelas

Guru : “today, I wouldn’t gave you some task. Cause the matery was finished. Okey, we will only little playing games, but you must using English to speak. Understand?”

Murid : *tereak kompak* “UNDERWEAR, SIR!!!”

Guru : @#%^$@%^$&

Setelah itu mereka bermain games yaitu menghitung berapakah jumlah helai rambutnya Ahmad Albar? *WTF*. Disaat mereka tengah bermain, Eri pengen ke toilet dan langsung minta ijin sama tuh guru

Eri : “excuse me, sir. I wanto to pie….”

Guru : “yes, where do you want to go?”

Eri : “BATHROOM, sir”

Guru : “WOI! DI SEKOLAHAN GINI MANA ADA BATHROOM, ADANYA WC KALEEEEE!!!”

Eri : “tapi kan bathroom artinya kamar mandi, sir. Soalnya judul lagunya GazettE kan BATHROOM, bukan WC”

Guru : “Eri, nilai bahasa inggrismu C minus !!!”

Eri : “WTF!!!”